So, for this post I have prepared some of my finest jokes. And fortunately for you I will be presenting them today!The first joke that I got today, was copied from http://www.funny-jokes.info/ and so if you want more just check this one out !
Ok so the first one is a classical school joke, and I do not mean to offend anybody with this joke:
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!
I like this because it really makes you think about it until the ending. I also found another great joke on this awesome website which surveys the top 50 jokes of the world http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html
Heres the first one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
I was almost crying of laughter when I read this one, I like the fact that this joke makes you wait until the very end of it until you actually laugh ! And last but not least, this joke was 14th on the website above:
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
So I am sorry to say that we have to end for today, but make sure you check out my new post !
Ok so the first one is a classical school joke, and I do not mean to offend anybody with this joke:
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, “Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!
I like this because it really makes you think about it until the ending. I also found another great joke on this awesome website which surveys the top 50 jokes of the world http://newslite.tv/2010/10/22/survey-reveals-top-50-funniest.html
Heres the first one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
I was almost crying of laughter when I read this one, I like the fact that this joke makes you wait until the very end of it until you actually laugh ! And last but not least, this joke was 14th on the website above:
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
So I am sorry to say that we have to end for today, but make sure you check out my new post !
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