Duet Posting :)

Trolling Level: Veteran
Ok, I have just totally ran out of ideas, thats why I need you guys to help me out a bit.
I AM NOW WRITING IN CAPITALS BECAUSE I AM NOT GETTING ANY STEADY READERS AND I AM FAILING BADLY. I AM KAPUT, ZERO, NULA, SCREWED, whatever you want to call it. I am just wasting my time posting actually, basically nobody looks at my blog at all..................... So did you believe me or did you actually not trust the fact that I am totally failing :). I know its a funny joke, but ok lets get it started. (And believe me I have a lot of ideas, for example like trolling you just like I did now. Like.) Hey anybody actually heard of the new Slender 2 coming out. WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU CAUSE I DON'T CARE!!! :)

Ok so this is a video of how teens react to slender. Not number 2, number 1 just for clearance. This video is from smosh, WHICH EVERYBODY KNOWS, even if you don't know... YOU KNOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKgXGdAJ8Ak
So did you see it? Funny and scary at the same time isn’t it?
I can’t believe this next video had more than 1 million views in just a week .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
I dare you to watch it all :)

Well, did you? DID YOU!? ANSWER ME! Hello ladies, gentlemen and hackers (big boned nerds!) it is me! Yup it’s me, me, and only me, and take a guess who I am, cause I ain’t tellin you, so c'mon get those guesses started. Well, those are some accurate guesses:
1.The smartest person in the world?
2.The best person in the world?
3.Cleverbot?
For number one, you are very, very correct. For number two, you are also correct, but for number three, not so much. You see I am a liar, because when I told you that I won’t tell you who I am, I lied, I AM MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL